Joke #2 (as told by Woody Allen): Two people are eating dinner at a restaurant. One of them says, “The food in this restaurant is terrible.”
“Yes,” responds the other. “And the portions are so small.”

Throughout South Asia, the quality of public spending in health is astonishingly low. In India, some 33 percent of this spending goes to the richest, and less than 10 percent to the poorest quintile. Doctors in primary health clinics are absent about 40 percent of the time. Even when present, in poor neighborhoods in Delhi, public sector doctors give worse service than unqualified private sector doctors. Yet the policy in India is aimed at increasing public health spending from around 1 percent of GDP to 2-3 percent by 2010. Everyone acknowledges the problems with the quality of health spending (“the food is terrible”), but then calls for increasing spending (“the portions are too small”).